17 Of The Funniest Things Overheard at Dodgeball

Monday, March 28, 2016 - 13:14

17 Of The Funniest Things Overheard at Dodgeball

We talked with CLUBWAKA staff members about the funny things they've overheard on the foam dodgeball court. Here's a sneak peek of what its link on the sidelines:
When sizing up your opponents:
OH: “He’s like a blackhole, he catches everything!”  
OH: “Watch out for the man in the squirrel suit.”
OH: “OH NO… He’s hot."
OH: “It’s the blond girl on the end that you have to worry about.”

Sideline chatter:

OH: "When the balls are all sweaty, they're so much harder to grip."

OH: "…and this game is why I don't want kids."


OH: “If I wanted to dodge blue balls, I would've gone to Comic Con."
OH: “What are those? Is that team wearing unicorn costumes?”

Competitive banter:

OH: “We’re coming at you straight out of dodgeton!”
OH: “Hey, ninja turtle. Get on your knees!"
OH: "Get ‘em girls! Hit them in the ovaries!”
OH: “You love getting balls to the face, don’t you?"

When cheering on teammates:
OH: “Keep your eyes and hands open and ready.”

OH: "Go for their ankles! Aim low!" 
OH: “Take them down to Ouchtown!”

OH: “Don’t get hit, catch his balls! Catch ‘em.”
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