Performance Enhancing Kickball

The Big Red Pill
The newest performance enhancing supplement. Grow stronger friends in just 8 weeks!
Are your friends weak and scrawny? Do you see other peoples friends and think "I want friends like that"?  If so the Big Red Pill is for you!
A long kept secret of the ancient playground dynasty, the Big Red Pill is an unconventional combination of a large rubber ball, adults and fun with many **benefits:

  • Holistic treatment for liver and kidneys
  • Feel younger instantly
  • Grow more hair
  • Shed unwanted boring effortlessly
  • Turn your weekdays from weakdays to BADASSDAYS
  • Better than deer antler spray and undetectable

Results not typical
Register today for your 8 week supply!

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**These claims are supported by Paul Norris's experiences but not by the FDA or anything else reasonable